There are these times. You don't want to dwell upon what you could do to something or someone that lands up in your path. It's just too gruesome. Usually the worst thing about such times is that you are the one who's gone and done something massively stupid :|. Right, so the tooth pain completely disappeared after testing me for 3 days and yesterday was the best day I've had in a long long time. Come today morning, what do I do? I jump off the first floor balcony of my house and scratch the hell out of my arms and sprain a finger in the process.
So it was my flatmate who locked me in the house without leaving me a key, but I was the one who actually figured, whatthehell, I'll just go upstairs and jump! Yay! Duh /:). Should have at least realised there wasn't much by way of handholds, so instead of smoothly lowering myself down and landing lithely, I scraped down, and landed howling, while trying to figure out if any of the neighbours had noticed my antics! I really didn't want police sirens screeching down the street.
To add insult to serious injury, later in the day I was walking by a tatooing place, sporting big bandages on both arms. This chap comes up and goes, "So did you just get those done?!" When I pointed out the scratches that I hadn't been able to cover up, he goes, "Aah, so you got them removed did ya?!" X-((. So my aforementioned flatmate gleefully pointed out, no, there was no tattoo involved, I'd just fallen :-<.
Feeling: stupid!!
Listening to: Radiohead - Worrywort
So it was my flatmate who locked me in the house without leaving me a key, but I was the one who actually figured, whatthehell, I'll just go upstairs and jump! Yay! Duh /:). Should have at least realised there wasn't much by way of handholds, so instead of smoothly lowering myself down and landing lithely, I scraped down, and landed howling, while trying to figure out if any of the neighbours had noticed my antics! I really didn't want police sirens screeching down the street.
To add insult to serious injury, later in the day I was walking by a tatooing place, sporting big bandages on both arms. This chap comes up and goes, "So did you just get those done?!" When I pointed out the scratches that I hadn't been able to cover up, he goes, "Aah, so you got them removed did ya?!" X-((. So my aforementioned flatmate gleefully pointed out, no, there was no tattoo involved, I'd just fallen :-<.
Feeling: stupid!!
Listening to: Radiohead - Worrywort
Hmmmmmmmm... no offense and all, but your flatmate sounds like a bit of a moron :P
ReplyDelete:D tell me abt it! ;)
ReplyDeleteYou thought you would just go upstairs and.. JUMP?!
ReplyDeleteI cant wait to hear about this in detail.:D
hmmph. I'm sure /:)
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